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It was acctually like this:
Guard: "Stop!"
Hero: "Who? Me?"
Guard: "Yes, you. Who else? Do you see somebody else around?"
Hero: Well there is Diego and Milten mugging a defenseless women..."
Guard: "I don't see anybody... What's your name?"
Hero: "My name is..."
Guard: "What you dare to repeat after me? You infidel!" Starts stabing him with a short sword. "Backup we need backup!!!!"
At the court.
Judge: "So what was the problem for 20 guys to beat up this guy, huh?"
Guard: "It was an armed attack judge!"
Judge: "And with which weapon did he attack you?"
Guard: "EEEmmmmm.... a ..... poker?"
Judge: "WHAT? NOT THE ALLMIGHTY ÜBER WEAPON THE POKER???? The accused one is sentenced to a life time prison in the Barrier!"
Guard: "What Barrier?"
Judge: "There is no Barrier in Gothic? Quickly call the Mages a pink thingie must be over the Valley of th...."
David Copperfield: "Do you know me? No really do you know me? Okay so here is the deal: hold this egg here, believe me this is true magic. You've got it? Okay now crush it in your hand." Some random cheap fake magic background music. "Now open it slowly."
Guard: "It's gone!!! That's amazing!"
David Copperfield: "Now look throught the window, what do you see?"
Guard: "Something blue, is it the Barrier?"
David Copperfiueld: "Yes it is."
Judge: "Who the f*ck are you?"
David Copperfield: "I'm the world's most famous magician, David Copperfield, why?"
Judge: "... throw him in with the other guy ..."
David Copperfield: "Nnnoooo! But I made the Barrier!!!"
Judge: "Ow, and dress him up as a woman so he'll be raped by some random fat pigs in the Old Camp."
Hero: "I still haven't told you my name..."
Judge: "Shut up! NObody gives a f*ck about your name! Guards get him!"
So the Nameless hero, David Copperfield and Arnold Schwarzernäger were thrown in the Barrier. And the theme song was still sang by the one and the only David Hasselhof, who joined them a second later in a puddle of mud.
Hero: "I'll be back!"
Arnie: "Hay! That is my line!"
And this is the true story behind Nameless' crime.
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